y did u give ur computer a hand job?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
It's shark week go big or go home
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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