i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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