We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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