The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
oh god the rape fog is back!
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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