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(810): View more from Michigan

oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno

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(607): View more from New York

I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"

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(505): View more from New Mexico

were you high?

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When?

(1-505): View more from New Mexico

Actually just blanket yes to that question

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.

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(530): View more from California

I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack

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