I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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