What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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