I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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