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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i feel rough

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  just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?

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  Hurt me personally.

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  Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome

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• (650): View more from California

  Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.

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• (831): View more from California

  Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.

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• (518): View more from New York

  We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical 

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent

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• (716): View more from New York

  We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.

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