He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think I sprained my soul last night
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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