So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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