Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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