One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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