you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
