Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Girls should come with a carfax report
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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