what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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