Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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