Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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