Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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