if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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