Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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