dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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