I love black thongs
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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