We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Randomize
