i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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