Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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