The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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