I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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