would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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