So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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