Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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We are two peas in an std pod
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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