How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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