How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i think i have herpe
just one?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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