Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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