We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
