I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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