There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She told me I should be a condom model.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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