idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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