Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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