I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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