You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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