Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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