My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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