isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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