I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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