She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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