and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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