so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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