I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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