I got her a Nickelback box set.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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