he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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