woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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