You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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