Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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