The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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