i may or may not be watching the land before time
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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