oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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