they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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