my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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