there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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