I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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